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Definitions by tOmmy

grand theft auto vice city 

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)
my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.
From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.
Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.
Punite by tOmmy April 26, 2004
A female anus.
Hence has become a broad definition for a mean or nasty person (arsehole).
'Eughh you dirty bastard, your fingers smell of git!'

'Did you take her up the git?'

'She had a lovely tight little git'

'He's a nasty bastard, a right git'
Git by tOmmy April 26, 2004
Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a 'divider' or a 'div'. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.
Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!
div by tOmmy April 25, 2004
(1) fly ass girl, you would like to know
(2) a mating call used in parts of America
(1) Damn!! That girl is a skee fa sho
(2) (as a hot girl walks by) one is to say "skee skeeeeee"
skee by tommy April 4, 2004
hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.
slaben by tommy March 6, 2004
an insult to someone who is an idiot.
matt, you bovis!
bovis by tommy March 3, 2004