tOmmy's definitions

div

Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a 'divider' or a 'div'. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.

Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!

by tOmmy April 25, 2004

Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.

Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

Git

A female anus.
Hence has become a broad definition for a mean or nasty person (arsehole).

'Eughh you dirty bastard, your fingers smell of git!'

'Did you take her up the git?'

'She had a lovely tight little git'

'He's a nasty bastard, a right git'

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Spunk bubble

A large globule of semen,
a lump of man paste,

i could go on...

You jumped up fuckin spunk bubble i'm gonna rip ur fuckin eyes out u dumb cunts mouth. (polite)

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

toasty

a white person (wigger) who acts black

tommys outfit is gangsta ghetto he is mad toasty

by tommy May 18, 2004