kongo

a monkey

kongo ur gay.i know

by tommy July 21, 2003

Mister Vann

One cool Black man that is the assistant principal in shit hole florida.

Famous Quote form him.
"Ya'll kids don't have no home training"

John K...a Rrraa rrrraa

by tommy December 9, 2003

poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.

Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!

by Tommy March 23, 2003

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Poose

A word derived in North Wheaton meaning someones house,or place.

Yo, imma go chill at chris' poose

by Tommy April 12, 2005