madonna-whore complex

The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

oishi

Or oishii. Japanese, meaning delicious.

Japanese man eats a sushi.
"Oishi," he says to the stranger next to him.

by sukebe December 27, 2006

iphone

fucking piece of shit

1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit

by sukebe October 22, 2007

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 01, 2006

amazon

The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.

It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

pape

French word for Pope.

Thumbs up to le Pape au Vatican.

by sukebe September 19, 2004