sukebe's definitions

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

rocket

my cock; a space vehicle

My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...

by sukebe December 16, 2006

playboy

A fine magazine that many people read for its articles.

It must be distracting to read Playboy with those pictures of naked women.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

bhl

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.

We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.

by sukebe November 12, 2008

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

it takes a village

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

by sukebe December 9, 2008

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006