sukebe's definitions

playboy

A fine magazine that many people read for its articles.

It must be distracting to read Playboy with those pictures of naked women.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

bhl

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.

We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.

by sukebe November 12, 2008

chill

What to do with a hot cup of coffee before you drink it.

Just let the coffee chill. Or else it'll burn your tongue and you're gonna have a bad time.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

humbug

An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.

Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

intern

Free slaves in the workplace.

Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Ajax

An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.

The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.

by sukebe November 11, 2008