Definitions by sukebe

special 

What your mother says you are when you're fucking ugly.

You're all special, boys and girls.

special by sukebe December 9, 2008

bhl 

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.

We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.

bhl by sukebe November 12, 2008

madonna-whore complex 

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

madonna-whore complex by sukebe November 11, 2008

Ajax 

An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.

The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.

Ajax by sukebe November 11, 2008

love 

"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)

Love,
I'm barfing.

love by sukebe November 10, 2008

semen 

People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.

Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?

semen by sukebe November 10, 2008

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

mutually assured destruction by sukebe November 10, 2008