1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
Examples
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
by sukebe November 19, 2006
by sukebe September 19, 2004
Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
by sukebe November 18, 2006
Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.
Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.
Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.
by sukebe December 01, 2006
An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.
Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.
HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)
Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.
HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)
by sukebe November 19, 2006
by sukebe December 22, 2006
The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.
by sukebe December 15, 2006