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fo shizzle my nizzo

by sukebe January 27, 2004

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fire in the hole

A unique trick in which alcohol is poured into an asshole. When a fart is imminent, a lighter or lit match is held near the anus. Everyone shouts "fire in the hole" as the expelled alcohol vapor briefly creates a ball of fire.

Man sticks his shaved ass in the air. Farts loudly. Puff of fire appears.

Everyone shouts, "Fire in the hole."

by sukebe November 18, 2006

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fish

To take out from a body of water an animal or thing.

Fishing is an old man's sport. Bass fishing is a pseudo sport but is cool for video games. Go fish is a card game.

I fish sometimes. The thigh high boots and fishing poles are so fabulous. Anyways I'd drop my contact lens into the water and wind up fishing for those.

by sukebe December 15, 2006

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happy ending

What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.

When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.

by sukebe December 01, 2006

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I didn't vote for Bush

A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.

(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)

Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.

by sukebe November 16, 2006

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