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love

"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)
Love,
I'm barfing.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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semen

People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.
Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.
Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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hugh grant

A UK actor who picked up a whore on Sunset Strip.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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bhl

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.
We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.
by sukebe November 12, 2008
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dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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humbug

An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.
Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.

Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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