amazon

The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.

It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.

by sukebe December 15, 2006

ball buster

A nutcracker, when used on a penis.

For the love of God, Naked Men, do not go near a nutcracker.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

chill

What to do with a hot cup of coffee before you drink it.

Just let the coffee chill. Or else it'll burn your tongue and you're gonna have a bad time.

by sukebe December 15, 2006

gateway asian

in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.

1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.

2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.

by sukebe June 17, 2007

american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

we need to talk

What a person says when he has something to discuss.

Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

love

"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)

Love,
I'm barfing.

by sukebe November 18, 2006