61 definitions by sukebe

madonna-whore complex

The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 19, 2006

semen

People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.

Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?

by sukebe November 18, 2006

subway

A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.

The handlebars on subways are sticky.

by sukebe December 1, 2006