Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.
"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."
John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.
I have a madonna-whore complex.
Buy a
madonna-whore complex
mug!
The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.
I have a madonna-whore complex.
Buy a
madonna-whore complex
mug!
Reference to an older person's penis.
Old people have wrinkly dicks.
What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.
