stuart fletcher's definitions

Fletch

1) <verb> To put fins onto an arrow's body to increase it's accuracy. The name "Fletcher" comes from this trade, usually a Fletcher was one who made the entire arrow, not just Fletching.
2) <noun> Usually the nickname of anyone with the name of 'Fletcher.'

1)
FLETCHER: "I am a Fletcher, I Fletch."

2)
LAD: "Hey Fletch."
FLETCH: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher January 19, 2005

Get in

<interjection> Chiefly British;

1) Expression of victory or happiness of the result of a given situation.

Get in (there)
2) Phrase used to encourage another to do something dangerous or exciting, usually when they show signs of wanting to do it anyway.

1)
CARL: "Here, Pete! Jenny says she wants to give you a hand-job."
PETE: "Get in! Where is she?"

2)
JENNY: "You like that?"
PETE: "Oh yeah, harder bitch! HARDER!"
<enter Pete's friends>
PETE'S FRIEND: "Haha, whoa! Get in there, lad!"
PETE'S FRIEND 2: "Ogh, that's fucking sick..."

by Stuart Fletcher February 5, 2005

Knob-Head

<noun> British offensive slang term used as a variant of "Dick head" to describe an obnoxious person or someone who has acted in a peculiar and/or ludicrous manner.

"You fucking knob-head! Why did you do that?!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Chat with the Arabs

<v> British Slang;

1) To shit.

--> The term derives from the phrase "I must have a crap" in that 'Must have a' rhymes with 'Mustafa,' and hence, sounds like a name of Arabic origin. Chat with the Arabs came from this similarity.

--> Although this phrase may offend some people, offence is without just cause, as the phrase plays on a name in the same way that 'Hugh Jass' plays on a Scottish name.

STEPHEN: "I'm gonna go have a Chat with the Arabs, I've been dying to go all day."
DAVID: "Nice..."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

Gunge

1) <noun> A name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity.

2) <verb> Slang; To gunge; To ejaculate.

1) "I've got gunge all over my boot from walking in that marsh."

2) "I gunged on your face."

by Stuart Fletcher February 17, 2005

English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.

Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005

A.C.

<abbreviation>
1)
Electronics; Alternating Current;
A current which follows the pattern of a Sine wave. The voltage increases, reaches a peak, dips, goes into the negative, reaches a trough, curves up again back through 0 Volts into positive.

A.C. is used as a mains voltage supply because it can be efficiently stepped up and down from the power plant and can be transported through relatively small cables across the country due to the current being stepped down and the voltage increased to around 270kV so you get the same power, but you dont need huge cables. See also D.C.

2) "Music;" Anal Cunt;
Grindcore Band

1) "The mains supply in Britain is 240V A.C."

2)
KYLE: "Ohhh, Anal Cunt r teh uber pwnage!" *Gunges all over C.D. case*
FLETCH: "Nay."

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005