stuart fletcher's definitions

Skidmark

<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.

1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

Fletch

1) <verb> To put fins onto an arrow's body to increase it's accuracy. The name "Fletcher" comes from this trade, usually a Fletcher was one who made the entire arrow, not just Fletching.
2) <noun> Usually the nickname of anyone with the name of 'Fletcher.'

1)
FLETCHER: "I am a Fletcher, I Fletch."

2)
LAD: "Hey Fletch."
FLETCH: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher January 19, 2005

Albion

<noun> poetic;

The island otherwise known as Britain.

"... and take me away, back to Albion forevermore..."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Knob-Head

<noun> British offensive slang term used as a variant of "Dick head" to describe an obnoxious person or someone who has acted in a peculiar and/or ludicrous manner.

"You fucking knob-head! Why did you do that?!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Gunge

1) <noun> A name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity.

2) <verb> Slang; To gunge; To ejaculate.

1) "I've got gunge all over my boot from walking in that marsh."

2) "I gunged on your face."

by Stuart Fletcher February 17, 2005

Hibernia

<noun>
Hibernia was the name the Romans gave to the large island West of Britannia (which was their name for modern Great Britain) which we now know as Ireland.

I think they should've kept the name Hibernia because it's better than Ireland. Afterall, we DID keep Britain as this island's name.

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005