Gunge

1) <noun> A name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity.

2) <verb> Slang; To gunge; To ejaculate.
1) "I've got gunge all over my boot from walking in that marsh."

2) "I gunged on your face."
by Stuart Fletcher February 17, 2005
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God's City

Manchester.

Popular phrase amongst Mancunians and those in the surrounding vicinity. Not necessarily in praise or worship of the city, more in a mockery of the Bible in that:
"... and on the Sixth day, God created Man(chester)."
"Hey Kyle, fancy a trip down to God's City next week? I want to nip in HMV and pickup a Nightwish album. Oh I do love Nightwish..."
"FL37CH 1Z TEH FO SHIZZLE"
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004
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Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
by Stuart Fletcher November 07, 2004
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No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.
"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"
by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004
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Cut n shut

<noun>
A car comprised of two halves from other cars welded in the centre and repainted to sell to others. Usually structurally unsound after the process and dangerous to use.
"My mate Tommy does cut n shuts. Last week he welded a Ford Focus and a Rover 400 together. He made a few bob selling it to some old lady."
by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005
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ºK

<n> Science;

ºKelvin is the scale used in science on the same incremental level as celsius with its reference point 0 being absolute zero (-273ºC), as opposed to celsius which has the reference at the freezing point of water (0ºC).

--> most people only know of two temperature measurements, Farenheit and Celsius. But there are in fact three, Kelvin being the third.
"Abdul noted that water freezes at 273ºK and boils at 373ºK."
by Stuart Fletcher November 07, 2004
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A shed-full

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of something.
"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."

"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."
by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
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