stuart fletcher's definitions

Knob-Head

<noun> British offensive slang term used as a variant of "Dick head" to describe an obnoxious person or someone who has acted in a peculiar and/or ludicrous manner.

"You fucking knob-head! Why did you do that?!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Gunge

1) <noun> A name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity.

2) <verb> Slang; To gunge; To ejaculate.

1) "I've got gunge all over my boot from walking in that marsh."

2) "I gunged on your face."

by Stuart Fletcher February 17, 2005

Albion

<noun> poetic;

The island otherwise known as Britain.

"... and take me away, back to Albion forevermore..."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Fletch

1) <verb> To put fins onto an arrow's body to increase it's accuracy. The name "Fletcher" comes from this trade, usually a Fletcher was one who made the entire arrow, not just Fletching.
2) <noun> Usually the nickname of anyone with the name of 'Fletcher.'

1)
FLETCHER: "I am a Fletcher, I Fletch."

2)
LAD: "Hey Fletch."
FLETCH: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher January 19, 2005

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

Fat arse

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.

1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

Hibernia

<noun>
Hibernia was the name the Romans gave to the large island West of Britannia (which was their name for modern Great Britain) which we now know as Ireland.

I think they should've kept the name Hibernia because it's better than Ireland. Afterall, we DID keep Britain as this island's name.

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005