stuart's definitions

bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.

Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.

by Stuart May 13, 2005

Hunters and Collectors

Bloody awesome Australian rock band (1981-1998) best known for the songs "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and "Holy Grail". Legends.

Hunters and Collectors are the finest band to ever have originated in Australia and quite possibly the best band in the world.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

Ziggurat

something that sumerians used to make theri sacrifices

by Stuart July 10, 2003

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 9, 2005

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005