Definitions by stockman09
face
To receive an "F" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referring to as an ace, receiving an "F" is referred to as a face.
Nick: "Holy shit, brozay, I think i really fukked up that test."
Joe: "You passed though, right?"
Nick: "Dude, I don't know...I think I might've faced that shit."
Joe: "You passed though, right?"
Nick: "Dude, I don't know...I think I might've faced that shit."
face by stockman09 January 13, 2008
fixer-downer
Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008
1313
Scary; freaky. Originates from the television show "The Munsters", a show about a family of lovable freaks, who resided at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Joe: "Brozay, did you see Tom after he was in that car accident?"
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
1313 by stockman09 January 2, 2008
under the weather upstairs
Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".
under the weather upstairs by stockman09 December 5, 2007
drop a spike
Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
drop a spike by stockman09 November 26, 2007
verbal volleyball
Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."
verbal volleyball by stockman09 November 18, 2007
how seventh grade
Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."
how seventh grade by stockman09 October 30, 2007