steven's definitions

scrollix

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.

He fell on his jimmy scrollix

by Steven December 23, 2003

george w bush

43rd President of the United States and was formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas.

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."

by steven March 1, 2005

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004

love apple

Otherwise known as a tomato

"What would you like to go in the sandwhich?"

"I would like lettuce, cheese, ham, and a love apple"

by steven September 21, 2004

crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.

"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"

by Steven May 13, 2005

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004