steve's definitions

Haxor Mastor

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.

"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.

by steve December 21, 2004

tootlepip

One who loves one's car and hair too much.

Commonly confused with a Jabroni.

Lover of small Animals.

aka. Electric DEON!!

Deon Knight is a tootle-pip

by Steve August 16, 2004

migleeto

refering to someone who is awsome at something, often used in online games

man did you see that user "25winsplz" he was migleeto

by steve February 16, 2004

Scrass

The hair between your scrotum and your ass. A combination of the words scrotum and grass.

John had to cut his scrass after it reached a length of 4 inches

by Steve October 24, 2004

Zero Dollar

An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebie from a liqueur distributor. Hence the Zero Dollar Status. It can be an insult given to someone that should know better than to wear it out on the town.

Steve: Yo' Charlie! Can you believe Willy is wearing that Zero Dollar shirt he got from Miller? I’m surprised the bouncer let him in!
Charlie: Fo shizzle my nizzle, why do you think he wins the Golden Corona every Year?

by Steve December 7, 2004

loughborough

A place where even the most minging of birds that make sonia jackson look sexy think they are supermodels. This is the loughborough where women are a rare commodity. If a fresher woman isn't taken, then the battle is lossed.

athletic freaks everwhere who have their heads up their own arse. Women have their heads up their own arse as everywhere they look there is a male desperate to mate. Alas its a place of celibacy for most

by steve February 9, 2004

merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

by Steve April 7, 2005