A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
by sternwise October 02, 2006
1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."
2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.
3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.
3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
A slingadoober is a thing which is seen peripherally out of the corner of your eye which you cannot describe. Not to be confused with eyeworms or floaters.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
The biggest scam on the internet. People sell things and buy things through a billionaire's website. If you're a seller you get screwed, when a 'customer' buys an item, pays, and you send it to them. They file a claim that they never recieved it and Paypal jacks the money out of your account, even though they sent the item out already. If you're a customer, you buy something from a 'seller' and send them your money, and you never get what you pay for, or its all broken, used, a piece of shit, or ruined, or something worse than anything you could buy at a garage sale or the Salvation Army.
"I got ripped off on ebay."
by sternwise October 02, 2006
The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.
Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.
by sternwise October 02, 2006
In the spring of 2001, in New Delhi India, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a 'monkey-man.'The police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who 'had claws for hands,' and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. Fear and paranoia struck New Delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. Neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. All of this took place, reported on CNN, ABC, NBC, and David Letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious Monkey-Man of India. People actually died. People were injured, but to this day, nobody really knows what 'monkey-man' really was. Later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared Monkey-Man a hoax.
by sternwise September 30, 2006