Definitions by stdsoundsystem

snakepathing 

the practice of shoving kitchen appliances up the vagina to create a maze-like structure that the penis has to navigate very much like a snake.

boy: where tf is your clitoris yo
girl: i was snakepathing it earlier. good luck!

snakepathing by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

orban dictionary

like urban dictionary but hungarian

person a: let me look this up on orban dictionary
person a: nvm the site crashed as soon as i clicked the search button

orban dictionary by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

feet pix pl0x

nicest way to ask for feet pictures

person a: can haz feet pix pl0x
person b: sure man

feet pix pl0x by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

irish elephant 

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

irish elephant by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

gp 

Initialism that has two different meanings
1. General public
2. Gay porn

1. Our project is too niche, we need to cater more to the GP if we want success. Focus on the melodies
2. Our project is too niche, we need to cater more to the GP if we want success. More dicks!

gp by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

gn 

it means "im going to fuck you raw with no condom"

a: "yo gn"
b: "im not gay"

gn by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

squoochee 

kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out

a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"

squoochee by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025