stampy's definitions

street cred

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".

Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."

by Stampy November 9, 2005

borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

by Stampy April 15, 2005

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

by Stampy October 27, 2011

biad

n. A party hosted by two different groups (namely Fraternities) in one venue. A party with three hosts would be a TRIad, etc.

Probe: "Did you hear about Tekes' biad with Betas last night?
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."

by Stampy January 10, 2006

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

by Stampy May 19, 2004

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms

Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!

by Stampy October 28, 2004

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 4, 2004