Definitions by stampy

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

Backcountry Medicine by Stampy October 27, 2011

biad 

n. A party hosted by two different groups (namely Fraternities) in one venue. A party with three hosts would be a TRIad, etc.

Probe: "Did you hear about Tekes' biad with Betas last night?
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."

biad by Stampy January 10, 2006

street cred 

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".

Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."

street cred by Stampy November 9, 2005

diabolical carousel 

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.

E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"

diabolical carousel by Stampy October 26, 2005

borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

borgasm by Stampy April 15, 2005

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms

Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!

yoinkshire farms by Stampy October 28, 2004

wi-five 

It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son

wi-five by Stampy October 27, 2004