some punk kid's definitions

Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

K'

A fighter with amazing skills from the SNK fighter series "The King of Fighters". He first appeared in KOF '99 and was the hero of the NESTS saga. He hates exercising and fights by using pure violence.

Chain Drive: d,df,f,df,d,db,b + AC

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.

1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

theater of the absurd

Plays that veer away from the traditional convevtions of characterization, setting, and plot. Often referred to as modernist literature.

Many believe that Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" paved the way for the theater of the absurd.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

mayn't

Rarely used contraction of the phrase "may not".

Student: Teacher, may I go to the bathroom.
Teacher: No, you mayn't. You should've went before the class started.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

thought

The ultimate mind trick.

Humans are superior lifeforms because they are capable of intelligent thought. If so, why is there so much violence and hate in the world.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

violence

The savage's answer to a problem.

What logic is put into hurting something?

by some punk kid May 1, 2005