some punk kid's definitions

special ed

1. A school program made up of classes designed for mentally challenged and physically disabled children.
2. Smooth rapper/producer from the Flatbush section of Brooklyn, NY. Famous for hits like "I Got It Made", "Think About It", "The Mission", and his collaboration with Buckshot and Masta Ace on "Crooklyn" as a member of "Crooklyn Dodgers".
3. Hilarious puppet from a great show called "Crank Yankers".

1. Special ed is available at many schools.
2. "I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno.
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know.
And understand; I got the gift of speech.
And it's a blessin,
So listen to the lesson I preach.
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome.
I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity.
I'm not a child; I don't need nothin for security.
I get paid when my record is played--to put it short
I got it made."
3. Como estas el yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy?!

by some punk kid February 21, 2005

theater of the absurd

Plays that veer away from the traditional convevtions of characterization, setting, and plot. Often referred to as modernist literature.

Many believe that Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" paved the way for the theater of the absurd.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.

1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

rocketship

n. Loud oral sex performed on a man. Usually more intense than a regular blow job. Named after how one giving a rocketship sounds like a rocket blasting off.

After a girl gives me a rocketship, I achieve lift off.

by some punk kid April 21, 2005

silver anniversary

The 25th anniversary of something. It is called the silver anniversary because the traditional anniversary gift for a marriage lasting 25 years is silver.

My aunt and uncle has been married for 25 years. They recently celebrated their silver anniversary.

by some punk kid September 6, 2005

karma

A game of frisbee with your actions.

Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005