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ABC's

plural noun, 1. The alphabet.
singular noun, 2. The basic facts of a subject.
1. One of the first things preschoolers learn are their ABC's.
2. Using dimensional analysis is considered to be one of the ABC's of analyzing the physical sciences.
by some punk kid September 26, 2005
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soquid

A substance that is not a complete solid and not quite a liquid. Popularized by Wendy's to describe the Frosty. The technical term is an amorphous solid
Examples of soquids other than a Wendy's Frosty include glue, mercury, and pudding.
by some punk kid May 18, 2006
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bastarf

A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.
Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.
by some punk kid April 3, 2005
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squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.
1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.
by some punk kid May 1, 2005
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karma

A game of frisbee with your actions.
Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.
by some punk kid May 1, 2005
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rocketship

n. Loud oral sex performed on a man. Usually more intense than a regular blow job. Named after how one giving a rocketship sounds like a rocket blasting off.
After a girl gives me a rocketship, I achieve lift off.
by some punk kid April 21, 2005
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special ed

1. A school program made up of classes designed for mentally challenged and physically disabled children.
2. Smooth rapper/producer from the Flatbush section of Brooklyn, NY. Famous for hits like "I Got It Made", "Think About It", "The Mission", and his collaboration with Buckshot and Masta Ace on "Crooklyn" as a member of "Crooklyn Dodgers".
3. Hilarious puppet from a great show called "Crank Yankers".
1. Special ed is available at many schools.
2. "I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno.
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know.
And understand; I got the gift of speech.
And it's a blessin,
So listen to the lesson I preach.
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome.
I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity.
I'm not a child; I don't need nothin for security.
I get paid when my record is played--to put it short
I got it made."
3. Como estas el yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy?!
by some punk kid February 21, 2005
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