Definitions by slammer

salami 

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

salami by Slammer May 12, 2004

red terror 

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.

That's another touch for the Red Terror!!

red terror by Slammer May 10, 2004

bevva 

A drink- short for beverage.

At mcdonalds...
me : "Just a small bevva please"
maccas chump : "what the fuck?"

bevva by Slammer September 4, 2003

Bod

A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.

Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.

Bod by Slammer September 2, 2003

issues 

Social 'issues' that a 'battler' labours under...

BOD has more issues than the N.Y. Times

issues by Slammer September 1, 2003

knock up

Chop up you marijuana

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.

knock up by Slammer September 1, 2003

Professor Frink 

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

Professor Frink by Slammer September 1, 2003