unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

by [e-mail] January 26, 2008

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] December 15, 2007

helmet box

1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT

helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX

by [e-mail] November 02, 2007

skinner page

Derogatory term or nickname for the sex offender registry.

Guy Says To Cop,this guy owes us six hundred dollars.
How did you get his adress? asked the cop
We found it on the skinner page,my buddy replied..
its how we find all the skinners i check it weekly to make sure my kids are safe and to make sure i dont need to be up all nite cleaning my guns.

by [e-mail] March 06, 2008

rated x period

A child hood slang term used for the movies we were not allowed to watch as children....

hey mom what are you watching?
uh uhh ooohhh ahh ask your father aaaahhhggg gooood !!
what is it daddy whats all that noise???
nevermind sone its rated x period.

by [e-mail] April 27, 2008

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 16, 2008