Dwich 

a sandwich shorter easy to say the boss says go grab a dwich.

Dont worry your dwich is safe
my what you never called it a dwich
nope well eat up its all good

Dwich by [e-mail] April 3, 2009

Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

doichi 

Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.

doichi is bigger than ant

doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Dwight you ignorant slut

The Office Season 3 Episode 20

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott

Dwight you ignorant slut by yesion June 12, 2018