[e-mail]'s definitions

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

helmet box

1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT

helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

butt box

An Anal cavity that is commonly used for the recieving end of anal sex.

Look everyone I got a picture of gay sex, 2 men with their pee pee,s in each others butt box.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

by [e-mail] August 4, 2009

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2008

K 30

The king of 4x4 trucks the best ever last of the old skool chevy 4x4 with the dana 60 front diff corperate 14 bolt full floating rear and heavy duty frame the toughest most dependable truck ever.

Hey Mike just got that brand new Ford super duty stuck again
Dont make me get the ram !
Screw the ram dont make me dig out the 86 k 30 and show all you spoilled rich kids a real truck.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2009