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magic sausage ride 

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

magic sausage ride by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

gump sense 

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

gump sense by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

unwrap my wiener 

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

unwrap my wiener by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

pearl catcher 

cum catcher,one who guzzles cum,or catches cum,in relation to cum being refered as pearl or a pearl necklace. or also a patern of seaman in the outline of a dream catcher

hey look at that slut , shes a pearl catcher
yeah i know i gave her one last nite..

pearl catcher by [e-mail] December 2, 2007

helmet box 

1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT

helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX

helmet box by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

helmet on loose by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

polish the purple bishop 

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

polish the purple bishop by [e-mail] November 21, 2007