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i like my steaks rare 

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.

i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

i like my steaks rare by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

russian war helmet 

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

russian war helmet by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

shady hack 

somone who fixes things in a manner far from properly done
uses ducktape band aids whatever it takes to fix the problem but not actually repairing it properly

did you see the way he fixed that wheel sensor or how about that bondo job yeah what a shady hack he is

shady hack by [e-mail] September 8, 2007

smashing your carrot 

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

smashing your carrot by [e-mail] April 7, 2007