[e-mail]'s definitions

fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 28, 2007

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

not a big fan

meaning that you dont much like or dislike something

homosexuality.... not a big fan of the ladies are ya
disgust.......... Im not a big fan of their incompetence
racisim.......... Im not a big fan of you poeple

by [e-mail] May 11, 2008

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007