[e-mail]'s definitions

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

dirty cab ride

This is how you get a really annoying customer out of your place of buisness.... simply call him or her a cab pay the bill and leave a damn good tip !!!!!!!

Yeah you jeep needs ball joints. ok well you guys did a good job on my brakes so ill have you do it " but I dont want another dirty cab ride this time ! "
some one asked me and i said the last time he was in i gave him a paid cab ride home

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

apalachian trail

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other

this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

by [e-mail] November 19, 2007

helmet box

1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT

helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2008

toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

by [e-mail] January 21, 2008