[e-mail]'s definitions

shit dink

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.

Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink

by [e-mail] February 13, 2008

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

by [e-mail] February 23, 2008

mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by [e-mail] February 17, 2008

skinner page

Derogatory term or nickname for the sex offender registry.

Guy Says To Cop,this guy owes us six hundred dollars.
How did you get his adress? asked the cop
We found it on the skinner page,my buddy replied..
its how we find all the skinners i check it weekly to make sure my kids are safe and to make sure i dont need to be up all nite cleaning my guns.

by [e-mail] March 5, 2008

butfor

something you would ask as a distraction meaning nothing at all but to get the other person to ask "whats a butfor". just out of context as a joke or distraction to make them look like an ass, after all if you fall for this... just kidding

Did you bring the guns, and the gernades, food, trash bags, and the butfor, ....... Whats a butfor? ....... for pooping silly.

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008