sky's definitions

saftey bong

plastic bongs

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

by sky May 7, 2003

a latent aplaince fetishist

a person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratificatoin can only be achived through the use of machines.

by sky November 15, 2006

trunk party

Woman allows herself to be stripped naked, get tied up, blindfolded, tossed in the trunk of a car and taken from party to exhibited and used sexually. She may or may not be completely drunk or high--by her choice. So far only known as a practice in the midwest.

"Mary Jane is getting crazy, I bet she'll want to go on a trunk party this weekend!

by Sky April 8, 2005

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

al capone

a small,filterless,cogniac-dipped cigar.

by sky May 9, 2003

hopeless waste of protoplasm

...said of someone who repeatedly does things so dumb you can hardly believe it.

That Sam is a hopeless waste of protoplasm.

by sky December 23, 2003

Sadist

Someone who gets psychological pleasure from inflicting pain on someone who enjoys it.

In BDSM, the Sadist pleasures the masochist, because the endorphin rush from the pain is pure pleasure.

by sky August 11, 2003