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Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005
Get the stallone's law mug.The term Avril Push was derived from Avril Lavigne music videos which, more or less, follow the same formula. Theres always a man that looks like hes from a shampoo/hair product commercial that is mean to Avril. At some point in the video, Avril pushes this man away from her (almost always in slow-motion) and then runs off to sing into the camera.
This term has come to describe any scenario in which a distressed woman pushes a man away in an overly-dramatic fashion and then runs off.
This term has come to describe any scenario in which a distressed woman pushes a man away in an overly-dramatic fashion and then runs off.
Angus: "Yeah so what happened with your girlfriend last night. You were at the party and she was acting like you were being all mean to her. Did she Avril Push you?"
Roger: "Yeah, it was weird. I was talking to her and then she pushed me really really slowly and then ran away and started singing."
Roger: "Yeah, it was weird. I was talking to her and then she pushed me really really slowly and then ran away and started singing."
by Skeeter McDougal December 31, 2005
Get the Avril Push mug.Superfippy is a contraction of 'superficial hippie'. This term is used to describe a certain breed of animal-rights advocates. Though protesting for animal rights is an honorable endeavor, superfippies only care about animals they think are cute. They don't protest animal testing or the destruction of habitat for moral reasons or because of the impact these things have on the environment. Superfippies only care about the safety of cute/fuzzy animals that they like. Some of these animals include dolphins, bunnies and chimps.
Mike: Moonspray is such a superfippy. She is always bitching about non-dolphin safe tuna because she doesn't want dolphins being killed for food. All I can say is it sucks for the tuna that they arent fuzzy or adoreable.
by Skeeter McDougal September 30, 2005
Get the superfippy mug.Bo-Dunk is an adjective that is similar to bum fuck both phonetically and by meaning. Bo-dunk describes a very low-population town. Mostly these towns have a few general stores, perhaps a small supermarket, a post office and some quaint houses. The towns undoubtedly have at least 1 church because the inhabitants are generally right-wing christian folk.
Some people prefer to live in bo-dunk towns because of the simplicity and the neighborly attitude of the inhabitants. Others get a deep depression just driving past bo-dunk towns.
The town in Napoleon Dynamite could be described as a textbook bo-dunk town.
Some people prefer to live in bo-dunk towns because of the simplicity and the neighborly attitude of the inhabitants. Others get a deep depression just driving past bo-dunk towns.
The town in Napoleon Dynamite could be described as a textbook bo-dunk town.
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hey dude, what's the shig? How's life in the hell that is Dehesa.
Person A: Shut up, dude. Living in Dehesa isn't that bad.
Person B: Dehesa is a bo-dunk shithole. You guys don't even have a post office. All the people in the town collect ceramic cows and shit like that.
Person A: Yeah you're right. I hate it here. This place is only good for old people and people who need to dump a body.
Person B: True.dat
Person B: Hey dude, what's the shig? How's life in the hell that is Dehesa.
Person A: Shut up, dude. Living in Dehesa isn't that bad.
Person B: Dehesa is a bo-dunk shithole. You guys don't even have a post office. All the people in the town collect ceramic cows and shit like that.
Person A: Yeah you're right. I hate it here. This place is only good for old people and people who need to dump a body.
Person B: True.dat
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the bo-dunk mug.A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.
A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.
One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.
One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005
Get the commercial violator mug.Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.
It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.
It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.
Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.
by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005
Get the Nicole Parker mug.Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.
by Skeeter McDougal May 9, 2006
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