siff ess bee's definitions

rule 34

Everything=porn

Because of rule 34, I'm enjoying porn everyday, ’cuz I view everything as porn by applying them with rule 34.

by siff ess bee October 2, 2017

trump

The current U. S. President.

Trump invented covfefe.

by siff ess bee August 24, 2017

snake game

An old game you used to play on your old phone.
The so-called snake is a line that moves like a snake.
You control it by pressing the arrows to get the food (the dots).
Whenever the snake eats the food, it grows a little bit.
If the snake head touches its body, game over.

Snake game is a game that wastes your time.
You can never beat snake game (snake head touches the tail while the screen is filled with lines).

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

browser

The application/program you are currently using to go to the websites including this page.

You are using a browser.
Internet Explorer is a browser.
Browser is the only way to get access to the web.

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

NSFW

Porn/Gore/Censored content.

The website you want to visit contains pornography. It's NSFW.

by siff ess bee July 30, 2017

ctrl+alt+del

Key combination you would use if you see your old computer's blue screen.

Press ctrl+alt+del to restart your computer.
You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.

1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017