spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

by shyjason September 05, 2005

Ann Coulter

1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet

"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"

by shyjason September 05, 2005

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 05, 2005

felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

by shyjason September 05, 2005

slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

by shyjason September 05, 2005

wank-pit

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

by shyjason September 05, 2005

wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

by shyjason September 05, 2005