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Definitions by shootandrun

cyber larva 

Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.
Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.
cyber larva by shootandrun April 18, 2008

blue teeth 

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.
There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.
blue teeth by shootandrun October 29, 2007
Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
text-hole by shootandrun August 17, 2007

anti-poon 

One who deflects and repels attractive women.
Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.
anti-poon by shootandrun August 4, 2007

breeding tag

As soon as I saw the breeding tag on his/her finger, I knew he/she was off limits.
breeding tag by shootandrun July 12, 2007

Connecticut

A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas
1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.
Connecticut by shootandrun July 10, 2007