One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
by shootandrun October 11, 2009
(noun) a wedding ring.
by shootandrun June 15, 2007
A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.
synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas
synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas
1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.
2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.
3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.
2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.
3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.
by shootandrun June 13, 2007
Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
by shootandrun August 14, 2007
A for-profit health insurance company's method of rewarding employees for finding ways to drop policyholders who have developed expensive conditions or have pre-existing medical conditions.
Winston had paid four hundred dollars a month for the last eight years - so he could have medical insurance. But because of his carrier's policy of rescission, he was dropped from his plan as soon as got sick.
by shootandrun October 06, 2009
A disorder in which one loses the ability to hear what anyone else has to say - because their own self important inner monologue drowns out everything else.
Damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. He couldn't wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. Because he had Los Angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.
by shootandrun October 29, 2008