Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.
Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.
by shootandrun April 18, 2008
Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
by shootandrun August 14, 2007
The act of bugging your eyes out to stare down an adversary, opponent or underling. When properly executed, the glower of power mentally disarms and destroys self esteem. It basically says you own them.
The meter maid started to write a parking ticket. I turned my gaze toward her and gave her the glower of power. She dropped her pen, quaking in her boots, and ran away.
by shootandrun August 25, 2009
by shootandrun August 02, 2007
One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
by shootandrun October 11, 2009
A disorder in which one loses the ability to hear what anyone else has to say - because their own self important inner monologue drowns out everything else.
Damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. He couldn't wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. Because he had Los Angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.
by shootandrun October 29, 2008