haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"
by shoesrbad March 26, 2003
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french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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foot

An end of a leg. Used for wwalking, if possible it should go unshod.
Damn that kid is awesome, he doesn't have a shoe on his foot.
by ShoesRBad March 25, 2003
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hair

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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