A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 09, 2020
A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 09, 2020
Animation from Japan, often centred on organisms with disproportionately gigantic, pulsating jelly-breasts that weebs deem their "waifus". Sometimes the entire plot of the show is just tits.
Dude: fucking weebs and their weeby ass weeb-land shit.
Weeb: hey come check out these two-dimensional tits.
Dude: I think I like anime now.
Weeb: hey come check out these two-dimensional tits.
Dude: I think I like anime now.
by shitstained mattress August 20, 2020
The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020
A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.
Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!
Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.
Guy: Did you check his ping?
Dude: It's over 9000.
Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.
Guy: Did you check his ping?
Dude: It's over 9000.
by shitstained mattress September 12, 2020
A stunning new open-world pirate game, made by the talented crew at Rare. With a gorgeous art style and a vast ocean to explore – this charming cell-shaded game requires true teamwork if you're to set sail into its mysteries.
Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.
It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.
It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, I can't wait to play Sea of Thieves!'
Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'
Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'
Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'
Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'
Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'
Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'
Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'
Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'
Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017
The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017