Calmo

A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."

"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 9, 2020
mugGet the Calmomug.

Burlapticking

Adjective used to emphasise your frustration with someone when "motherfucking" just doesn't cut it.
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"

"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"

"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
mugGet the Burlaptickingmug.

Laginator

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.
Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
mugGet the Laginatormug.

Racist

Overused, coloured punchline that has been hijacked by the left to reinforce political correctness and silence opposition. Often used in situations that are about as racist as third-way feminism is an equality movement, in somewhat of a double entendre where the person slinging it about is the actual racist.
"In the grim dark future, there is only racism, sexism, ageism, sizeism and about as many genders as there are grains of sand on the planet."

"You racist cis white male! REEEEEE!"
by shitstained mattress December 17, 2017
mugGet the Racistmug.

Calmo

A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."

"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 9, 2020
mugGet the Calmomug.

Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."
by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020
mugGet the Know-fuck-allmug.

type hype

When a user is displayed as "typing" in a chatroom for an extended period of time – in which the respondents are left anticipating what's to come – usually after having announced that they have something important to tell everyone.
henry_homesweet05: GUYS @everyone

fabian: hi

rambo-tha-rand0: can u not @ everyone ever again

foccsakeman: Henry what is it

stewie: wot

henry_homesweet05 is typing...

foccsakeman: spit it out fag

fabian: type hype

stewie: is he using one finger or something

foccsakeman: his mom use one finger

Burlap: above gay

fabian: @everyone @here HENRY GENERATING SOME TYPE HYPE WOO WOO!!

foccsakeman: y tho

stewie: TYPE HYPE

larrylasalle: did someone say type hype

foccsakeman: NO FAGGIT

fabian: larry go home

rambo-tha-rand0: DONT @every1 !!!

larrylasalle: I don't have a home

stewie: oh

fabian: idk go to the pub or something

foccsakeman: oh ffs..

henry_homesweet05: lol

henry_homesweet05 is typing...

stewie: OMG u caveman did u rlly just delete everything to type "lol" kys.

Burlap: below gayer

foccsakeman: pls no more type hype

fabian: UR KILLING US HENRY WITH THE HYYYYYYYYPE BOYOOO

henry_homesweet05: actually nvm my mom is calling me gtg

stewie: wtf henry miss me with this gay shit

foccsakeman: henry Ur mom has a dick

Burlap: focc how would u know do u suck it

foccsakeman: um wtf

Burlap: I heard its highly calorific

foccsakeman: ...

fabian: @everyone

Timmy_Trumpet: can u not with those juicy roblox bobbies

rambo-tha-rand0 just left the server...

fabian: rip

BabeChorbie: I heard there was type hype?

foccsakeman: no

fabian: only PTSD now

stewie: edgy

Burlap: like your mom's polygonagonal tiddies

stewie: can someone do a euthanasia on this chat
by shitstained mattress June 12, 2018
mugGet the type hypemug.

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