Definitions by shelly

cock blocker 

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

cock blocker by shelly September 27, 2004

butthurt 

when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish

why do you have to get all butthurt because i didnt remember youor birthday, god you niglet.

butthurt by shelly July 23, 2004

cattywompus 

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

cattywompus by Shelly April 18, 2004

bojangle 

the jingle the balls while giving head.

dat bitch was bojangle for hours and it felt so good.

bojangle by shelly March 12, 2004

meat 

a boys dick/penis/swanka

Shit I want a fucking big meat in my fat wet pussy.

meat by shelly January 2, 2004

bhuda 

Pacha,ass, buttox

shalir bhudar modhe dhon dhukamo

bhuda by shelly September 18, 2003

queef 

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

queef by Shelly July 25, 2003