shawn b.'s definitions

bouncybouncy

Big beautiful butt.

Jeremy's butt goes bouncybouncy every time he walks down the hall.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.

My ex's sister-in-law is one.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.

Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

nimrod

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003