shamus's definitions

biket

someone who cant handle their booze

man u haven't drunk a thing arer you a biket or sumthin???

by shamus March 26, 2005

fuckingly

the way one plays with noah's mom.

i fuckingly danced on noah's mom

by shamus February 28, 2005

ostrich fuck

When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I ostritch fucked the bitch.

by Shamus November 5, 2004

lusby

short white kid with glasses

wow that kid is a real lusby

by shamus December 1, 2003

Cracken

n.

A large smelly turd.

(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)

Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.

by Shamus June 13, 2003

Nug

n.

1. A high quality bud of marijuana.
2. The Dank.
3. See ganja.

Gayle packed her last nug into the bowl and smoked it on the way to work.

by Shamus February 6, 2003

Farbon Ciber

n.

1. The same thing as Carbon Fiber but more fun to say.

Julie is about as smart as a Farbon Ciber rod.

by Shamus February 6, 2003