shaft's definitions
by Shaft May 20, 2003
Get the Jub Jub Shabadomug. the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.
Shasta McNasty and Co.
by Shaft September 26, 2004
Get the shasta suprememug. the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
Get the heat repair guymug. hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.
peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week
Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.
Peter: i will give it my best captain.
Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.
Peter: i will give it my best captain.
by shaft July 22, 2004
Get the hood popmug. The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"
Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.
by Shaft January 25, 2004
Get the fudgelitomug. the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.
Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!
by Shaft January 31, 2004
Get the blow it upmug. a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.
by shaft March 19, 2003
Get the cockjockeymug.