Definitions by semibreve

masturbating

stimulating yourself sexually. usually to porn or something. it's a perfectly normal thing to do, don't be ashamed. just don't get addicted to it and you'll be fine

man i was masturbating like a fucking ape to this hardcore porn

masturbating by semibreve May 31, 2026

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

a strange message that crashes iphones. it is patched now, so no, asshole, you can't go sending it to your friends and being a waste of sperm.

person 20: domain expansion: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
person 96: *just dies of a seizure*

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 by semibreve May 29, 2026

post nut clarity

that feeling of regret, numbness and realization to what you've been wanking your shi to. it's caused by a drop in dopamine (happiness hormone) and the rise of prolactin (sad hormone) and the reason it happens is because evolutionarily, there is no point, once you have nutted, in having another go at nutting again. it takes too many resources to go firing blanks and you have to rebuild your nut storage

person 1: *nuts to nudes of person 2* holy shit what did i just nut to, i can't fucking believe it, i'm such a dirty, uncivilized piece of shit. i'm having post nut clarity again, aren't i?

post nut clarity by semibreve May 24, 2026

ellipses

this punctuation mark (...) is used by either old people commenting on online posts or children pretending to be cool and mysterious. there is no in between

person 74: don't spend all your money on crypto...instead spend them...on...gambling
person 23: well i guess we can't use ellipses anymore because you took them all for yourself you gluttonous fuck

ellipses by semibreve May 24, 2026

yes (first name) !!!

if someone says this to you , they either think you're
1. autistic
2. autistic
3. aw...tistic
4. autistic
5. deserving of praise (rare but happens)
6. autism
7. to be taken pity on (basically autism but more of an umbrella term for everything else)
8. all tism
9. the tism
10. autism

person 1: *catches the ball*
person 2: yes (first name) !!! go on!!!

yes (first name) !!! by semibreve May 23, 2026

trauma dump

when a person dumps their trauma onto others at an inappropriate or unexpected time

person 1: my sister keeps spamming this sticker on the gc, she's so annoying
person 2: i wish i had a sister, too bad she died
person 1: bruh, why are you trauma dumping

trauma dump by semibreve April 29, 2026

holy gd reference

something gd (geometry dash) players will involuntarily say when there is a reference to geometry dash. this symptom will happen against their will, they can't control it

person 1: y'know, my house got completely burned down by a flamewall
person 2: holy gd reference
person 1: ...
person 2: sorry
person 1: and it was utterly traumatizing, seriously, i kept waking up in a cold sweat-
person 2: holy gd reference

holy gd reference by semibreve April 7, 2026