Definitions by semibreve
pussy
what dumb people call someone who isn't willing to risk their life for nothing and do stupid dangerous things without any positives coming from it
stupid person 1: yo wanna drink 7 beers and go driving around the city?
rational, logical person 1: nah
stupid person 1 and 2: you're a fucking gutless pussy
stupid person 3: yeah you should be ashamed of yourself, you never want to have any thrill in your life god damn it, enjoy being lame and do nothing while we have fun
*an hour later they were found wrapped around a tree, their car crushed and their bodies segmented and scattered round the block. but rational, logical person was alive and well at his house
rational, logical person 1: nah
stupid person 1 and 2: you're a fucking gutless pussy
stupid person 3: yeah you should be ashamed of yourself, you never want to have any thrill in your life god damn it, enjoy being lame and do nothing while we have fun
*an hour later they were found wrapped around a tree, their car crushed and their bodies segmented and scattered round the block. but rational, logical person was alive and well at his house
masturbating
stimulating yourself sexually. usually to porn or something. it's a perfectly normal thing to do, don't be ashamed. just don't get addicted to it and you'll be fine
masturbating by semibreve May 31, 2026
effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
a strange message that crashes iphones. it is patched now, so no, asshole, you can't go sending it to your friends and being a waste of sperm.
person 20: domain expansion: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
person 96: *just dies of a seizure*
person 96: *just dies of a seizure*
effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 by semibreve May 29, 2026
post nut clarity
that feeling of regret, numbness and realization to what you've been wanking your shi to. it's caused by a drop in dopamine (happiness hormone) and the rise of prolactin (sad hormone) and the reason it happens is because evolutionarily, there is no point, once you have nutted, in having another go at nutting again. it takes too many resources to go firing blanks and you have to rebuild your nut storage
person 1: *nuts to nudes of person 2* holy shit what did i just nut to, i can't fucking believe it, i'm such a dirty, uncivilized piece of shit. i'm having post nut clarity again, aren't i?
post nut clarity by semibreve May 24, 2026
ellipses
this punctuation mark (...) is used by either old people commenting on online posts or children pretending to be cool and mysterious. there is no in between