scotty's definitions

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

niche

a place suitable for the thing occupying it

my dick found its niche up her ass

by Scotty October 9, 2003

mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

by scotty July 9, 2003

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

charver

see charva

by scotty February 16, 2003

hoop

rear end of body, backside, ass, derrier, bottom, bum.

get your hoop down the gym and do a bit.

by scotty February 16, 2003