scotty's definitions

Champion that

Aggreeance or affirmation.

Me: Let's get outta here.
You: Champion that.

Me: That girl is smokin' hot.
You: Champion that.

by Scotty March 12, 2004

finger

To stick one or two fingers 3 if the hole calls for it, into a females vaginal opening

dude i "Finger' fucked your mom

by Scotty March 26, 2004

charver

see charva

by scotty February 16, 2003

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by scotty May 19, 2004

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004