scotty's definitions

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

Champion that

Aggreeance or affirmation.

Me: Let's get outta here.
You: Champion that.

Me: That girl is smokin' hot.
You: Champion that.

by Scotty March 12, 2004

mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

by scotty July 9, 2003

niche

a place suitable for the thing occupying it

my dick found its niche up her ass

by Scotty October 9, 2003

Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

finger

To stick one or two fingers 3 if the hole calls for it, into a females vaginal opening

dude i "Finger' fucked your mom

by Scotty March 26, 2004