Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 06, 2003

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Carmody

Verb. To misspell.

The e-mail was full of carmodies.

by Scotty January 30, 2004

ridin'

straight up fucking wit any girl.

Man, i was ridin' sum sweet ass last nite!

by scotty February 17, 2003

charver

see charva

by scotty February 17, 2003

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 17, 2004

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 06, 2003