scotty's definitions

halle berry girl

a girl that looks like halle berry and loves to feel scotty

she can feel me

by Scotty July 16, 2006

Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.

Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

china harbor

Chinese resturant with a swimming pool in the basement.

Jill Nedved is a lifeguard at the China Harbor

by Scotty April 13, 2003

knob cheese

Bob Bain

Bob Bain is a knob cheese

by Scotty April 30, 2003

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003