scotty's definitions

finger

To stick one or two fingers 3 if the hole calls for it, into a females vaginal opening

dude i "Finger' fucked your mom

by Scotty March 26, 2004

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

Rocking the Red and Blue

A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".

"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"

by Scotty February 14, 2004

twedgie

"twat wedgie", camel toe, when you can see the form of a woman's pussy lips through her tight fitting pants

She gets an insane twedgie when she wears those tight khakis.

by Scotty November 23, 2004

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004