scotty's definitions

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

dang

Dang, is a term meaning Cigarette

Hey, Swing us a Dang

by Scotty July 31, 2004

Rocking the Red and Blue

A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".

"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"

by Scotty February 14, 2004

twedgie

"twat wedgie", camel toe, when you can see the form of a woman's pussy lips through her tight fitting pants

She gets an insane twedgie when she wears those tight khakis.

by Scotty November 23, 2004

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004