Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

by Scotty February 17, 2004

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 06, 2003

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 07, 2004

twedgie

"twat wedgie", camel toe, when you can see the form of a woman's pussy lips through her tight fitting pants

She gets an insane twedgie when she wears those tight khakis.

by Scotty November 23, 2004

Rocking the Red and Blue

A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".

"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"

by Scotty February 14, 2004

Phrenirious

A Carissfied word meanind "for serious".

"OMT! Are you phrenirious?"

by Scotty February 06, 2004