scotty's definitions

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

china harbor

Chinese resturant with a swimming pool in the basement.

Jill Nedved is a lifeguard at the China Harbor

by Scotty April 13, 2003

CFM

"noun"

place where people party, listen to music, hang out and post.

cfm has a chat room where u can chat and hang out.

" i am on cfm all night"

"cfm music kicks ass!"

by scotty April 2, 2005

hoop

rear end of body, backside, ass, derrier, bottom, bum.

get your hoop down the gym and do a bit.

by scotty February 16, 2003

charver

see charva

by scotty February 16, 2003

Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

by Scotty February 17, 2004