scotty's definitions

Carmody

Verb. To misspell.

The e-mail was full of carmodies.

by Scotty January 30, 2004

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

finger

To stick one or two fingers 3 if the hole calls for it, into a females vaginal opening

dude i "Finger' fucked your mom

by Scotty March 26, 2004

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

dang

Dang, is a term meaning Cigarette

Hey, Swing us a Dang

by Scotty July 31, 2004

Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

by Scotty February 17, 2004

OMT

1. A Carissafied Interjection that shows great suprise.

2. An acronym for Oh My Toe!

"OMT! are you phrenirious?"

by Scotty February 6, 2004