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"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 8, 2010
Get the nubile fur pile mug.Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
by scodder June 19, 2010
Get the cuntus mug.A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 7, 2010
Get the fudge picker mug.Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
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Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the butthole smurfing mug.Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the reverse gerbilling mug.Rebate means to masturbate again.
Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"
"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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by scodder July 18, 2010
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