diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 11, 2010
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frighty whities

Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.

They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.

His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
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Book ham Danno

"Book ham Danno," is the iconic phrase from the classic TV show "Swine Hawaii Five-Oh".
After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."
by scodder July 29, 2010
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sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.
Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.
by scodder September 30, 2012
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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 12, 2010
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Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.
Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."
by scodder July 02, 2010
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sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
by scodder November 02, 2012
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