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can I french your basenji
"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
can I french your basenji by scodder June 14, 2010
roast basset
"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
roast basset by scodder June 11, 2010
inscrutable
inscrutable by scodder June 8, 2010
pigsually intercoursulated
Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
pigsually intercoursulated by scodder June 8, 2010
pedobear
"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?