scodder's definitions

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 6, 2010

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 9, 2010

rebate

Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

*

by scodder July 18, 2010

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 19, 2010

nubile fur pile

"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.

"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.

"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.

by scodder May 8, 2010