Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
by scodder June 06, 2010
Get the dog nuts mug.A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.
Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
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Get the inscrutable mug."Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 06, 2010
Get the did you screw my duck mug.A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 05, 2010
Get the fireworks monkey mug.When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 02, 2010
Get the humping the shark mug.Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.
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