scodder's definitions

messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

by scodder October 14, 2012

blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder October 31, 2012

sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

by scodder November 1, 2012

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 2, 2012

dog fluffer

A dog fluffer is someone who prepares male dogs for breeding by manual stimulation.

Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?

Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.

Carlo: There, there...

by scodder November 5, 2012

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

masturfellation

Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.

Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?

Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.

Alonso: Atta boy!

by scodder November 9, 2012