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"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
by scodder June 11, 2010
Get the roast bassetmug. They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.
by scodder July 4, 2010
Get the Scooby Doo doo doomug. "Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
by scodder May 26, 2010
Get the ham jobmug. Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
by scodder April 9, 2010
Get the turtlebationmug. Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.
A delicious snack.
A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
by scodder May 19, 2010
Get the prairie clamsmug. Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 7, 2010
Get the pianist enlargementmug. Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the teach me to jive, grasshoppermug.