scodder's definitions

Scooby Doo doo doo

Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.

They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.

by scodder July 4, 2010

nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder July 1, 2010

prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010

dog nuts

Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.

A crunchy treat.

Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.

by scodder June 6, 2010

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 22, 2010

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

by scodder July 7, 2010