Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.
by scodder April 26, 2010
Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.
by scodder April 18, 2010
Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
by scodder May 01, 2010
Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
by scodder June 07, 2010
"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
by scodder June 09, 2010
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
**
by scodder August 07, 2010