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If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.
by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011
Get the SnuffaMuffagusmug. Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.
This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.
Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Sluddy Buddymug. My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cooter Muffinmug. Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cougar Cootermug. When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
Get the Baptised Buttholemug. People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
Get the Hick Ebonicsmug. Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
Get the Vag Badgemug.