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A less hurful way of calling a female Gay. It is a Funny name for a Female Homosexual.
Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.
by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011
Get the Labia Licker mug.A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.
Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!
by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010
Get the Falker mug.People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
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It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides
It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides
The lady in the motorized scooter driving around the grocery store has alot of Vagina Dough. It's overflowing so bad it's hitting her kankles as she sits in her chair.
by SassyJax01 January 11, 2013
Get the Vagina Dough mug.A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.
Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.
by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011
Get the Shadow Box mug.Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
Get the Cougar Cooter mug.When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
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