sara's definitions

wasted

to drink alcohol to the point of being heavly intoxicated... drunk

dude, we drank a fifth of vodka yesterday... we were wasted

by sara November 20, 2004

benji and joel madden

the 2 most talented twins in the world.
they're also hot.

benji and joel madden make me have an orgasm

by sara March 13, 2005

harples

Hard nipples
Origin Concord, Ca

I'm so cold, I've got harples

by Sara January 7, 2005

hash brownies

Browinies with a wonderful plant called......WEEEEED...in them.

Aaron Tomaszewski is known for eating these on a daily basis.

Excuse me mom..will you please bake me a batch of your special hash brownies?
Thank you

by Sara March 27, 2005

republican

dumbasses. all of them. they helped re-elect our president, george bush. why did they elect them? because of the bible. they are all homophobes. every single fucking one. they are all against abortion. they are all against choice. they are all against making our nation stronger.

i want to know at LEAST ONE thing that bush has done to make our country stronger. what has he done? he has done absolutely NOTHING. he has been waisting our money in a pointless war that should've been over like, a year ago. hell, it was a pointless war. our stocks are going WAAAAAAAAAY down the drain. people are losing their jobs for no reason.

gays cannot get married now. because our dumbass president has had their FREEDOM practically taken away from them. whatever the hell happened to '..and the land of the free' ..? hmm? what happened to that slogan? what fucking happened to it?

mothers are having to have babies, even if they don't want to. hell, would if a 12 year old got raped by her father? or some man? and got pregnant? would YOU want to have to go through 9 months, your reputation being fucked up, having morning sickness, and having to face the pain? and almost fucking dieing from the pain of it? no. i don't think you would.

i'm almost embarassed to be an american. all because of this dumbass we call our president.

"hi i iz gorge bushz n i wood lyk 2 thank mi daddy 4 electin me prezident!!!!"

by sara August 15, 2006

schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.

person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*

by Sara July 9, 2004

crotch

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

by Sara November 16, 2004