sammy nutt's definitions

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

pooptagious

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

nuttbutter

(n.) The nutt inside a girls/guys butt after 3+ people have spread their 'butter'

After the fourth guy finished, Lorie was completely filled with that nuttbutter

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010

Ribbons

A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

"Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons"

by Sammy Nutt August 27, 2011

Brosephry

The great skill of being able to come up with sweet Bro words or Bro names.
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Ronald: “What’s up Broaquin Phoenix?”
Marge: “Hahaha….wow I’ve never heard that one.”
Ronald: “What can I say? I have an advanced degree in Brosephry”

by Sammy Nutt March 11, 2011

tripsies

When you take an extra third hit of ganj, thus breaking the universal rule of 'puff, puff, pass'

Dude I didn't take tripsies!! I barely got anything off the second hit so I just took a little small one!

by Sammy Nutt July 6, 2010