sam's definitions

black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust

I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....

by sam May 13, 2006

makayla

a really cool girl... that is extremely rad. She's good at writing poetry, and is an all around awesome person. REALLY AWESOME...

one of the best people...ever!

makayla is cool, so cool, that the cool kids are always like, she's so COOL.

by sam February 5, 2005

horny

When your dick grows 11 inches after looking at the the hottest in the world. You list wanna slam her like a basketball net all night long.

When you look at Melissa.

by SAM February 15, 2004

Figeon

A ferret/Pigeon combined. It is an animal that makes a purring and clucking like sound.(Often immated by humans/human characteristic)

The figeon purred as it sat on the balcony.

by Sam September 24, 2003

Danga

Inventor of the Pike. Piker

Rove loving man seeks Rove

Adj; Casually dressed Monkey loving baffoon

My Best Friend - (Not Openly)

Are we inviting the 'Danga?'

by Sam March 28, 2004

testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

aria

Australian Record Industry Association. Just like the RIAA, but they don't sue 12yo girls.

Tbe ARIA is one of the better record companies.

by Sam October 4, 2003