sally's definitions

ELEVATOR BOMBER

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

by Sally March 10, 2005

phalutations

it's a hello in reverse

-See ya later!
-Phalutations!

by Sally February 6, 2005

Shit head

used when talking about an ex boyfriend or when talking about someone who dose somthing stupid to hurt you.

did you talk to shit head today

by sally May 13, 2005

whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum

by Sally August 12, 2003

man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 15, 2003

marvelarvelous

what alex shepherd says when he wants to win an argument. and he does.

'fine'
'fine'
'great'
'great'
'MARVELARVELOUS'
alex wins.

by sally September 16, 2003