sally's definitions

Kamsession

The desire for a girl named Kam. Often this girl is unobtainable by the person who wants her because of the persons abnormal abdominal muscles incomparison to their body.

Dillon had kamsession, however with treatment and constant jerking off he was able to solve it.

by sally March 25, 2003

mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

by Sally January 29, 2005

pandelephant

Pandelephant is a name given to a good-luck keychain that is a panda in an elephant suit. The panda is black and white, and the elephant is blue.

Pandelephant is a special gift i received from Ayaka. Only I own him, there are no other in this world.

by SALLY August 19, 2004

ELEVATOR BOMBER

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

by Sally March 10, 2005

targer

A long piece of "dung" with white things in it, seems to be the result of chilli cheese dogs from Sonic; usually 7-10 inches in size.

WOW, that is one long targer she just laid.

by Sally April 6, 2004

swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

zAXlAx

the coolest kid on the block and the fattest kid on the block everybody wants to be like zaxlax becuase he is super-chill. Zaxlax is the equivolent of Superman or of God when it comes to be chubby-chill. If you are friends with Zaxlax you may be some of the luckiest people on earth. Girls flock to zaxlax to have their babies

Damn, that Zaxlax is super-chill, I want to be like him

by sally February 9, 2004