man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

pandelephant

Pandelephant is a name given to a good-luck keychain that is a panda in an elephant suit. The panda is black and white, and the elephant is blue.

Pandelephant is a special gift i received from Ayaka. Only I own him, there are no other in this world.

by SALLY August 19, 2004

boody boo

A comeback created in the early 21st century describing one's feelings to the other side of an argument or issue in a simple and effective form. Can be abbreviated to 'boody'. Related comebacks include: I don't care. Get over it. Whatever.

Tanya: OH my God I can't believe you said that it's really out of order that's really really mean that is actually really stupid you know you're really mean.
Lazy Bob: Boody boo.

by Sally July 25, 2004

sunnydelight

1. Beverage of choice for 7 year olds drink most commonly mistaken with real fruit juice. Rich in in calicium and vitamin D.
2. The act of sucking the pubic hairs from the inner anus. (Aka. asshoover)

1. Hunny how about another round of sunny d for the kids.
2. Hunny i am to cheap to get a Brazilian wax, so can u give me a warm sunnydelight

by sally March 25, 2003

Crispin

a saucy white girl from texas

Crispin is one hot momma.

by sally April 4, 2005