sally's definitions

vanuns

when you have one man in you pussy and another in you anus(good times;-))

WOW Brittany's had vanus with chad and Jeremy last night!

by sally May 17, 2004

diogo

diogo is sex. i want to fuck him. i had 6 of his children. he is so hott im melting. woohoooooooooo

omg im going to fuck diogo tonight and give him head in a bathroom at UA

by sally April 20, 2005

waldbaums

A supermarket chain that emphasizes fresh, and is really fun to work and shop at. Next time you see a Waldbaums shop there.

"Look there's a skank ass Shop Rite! Really? Well there is the exquisate Waldbaums, let's go there instead so people don't think we are skanks"

by Sally February 28, 2005

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum

by Sally August 12, 2003

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005