sally's definitions

BANANACONDA

A well endowed Swedish gentlemen. unit
Johnson

My boyfriend has a huge Bananaconda.

by Sally March 9, 2005

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

ELEVATOR BOMBER

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

by Sally March 10, 2005

fleet

Flat and fugly, used to define and describe people uder weight and selfish.

She's so fleet. She fleets herself around ruining the atmosphere with her fugly body.

by Sally March 19, 2005

big daddy

Someone that can keep it up in the bedroom for at least 3 hours

"Wow...that guy i picked up last night was one big daddy"

by Sally March 23, 2005

Crispin

a saucy white girl from texas

Crispin is one hot momma.

by sally April 4, 2005

mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

by Sally January 29, 2005