45 definitions by sally

diogo has the biggest dick ever...u wish u were fucking him
its 10 inches long...fuck me diogo
by sally April 20, 2005
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A well endowed Swedish gentlemen. unit
My boyfriend has a huge Bananaconda.
by Sally March 09, 2005
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Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
Friday night in a town of 2000 people
by Sally March 18, 2004
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1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.
by Sally June 22, 2003
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to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.
oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.
by Sally March 03, 2003
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japanese afro
That guy has a huge jafro
by sally December 14, 2003
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what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum
by Sally August 12, 2003
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