handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.

oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.

by Sally March 03, 2003

mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

by Sally January 29, 2005

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 04, 2005

zAXlAx

the coolest kid on the block and the fattest kid on the block everybody wants to be like zaxlax becuase he is super-chill. Zaxlax is the equivolent of Superman or of God when it comes to be chubby-chill. If you are friends with Zaxlax you may be some of the luckiest people on earth. Girls flock to zaxlax to have their babies

Damn, that Zaxlax is super-chill, I want to be like him

by sally February 09, 2004

tweenager

age between 10 and 13.. ya think u are cool, but ya arent.

Those tweenagers wanna hang with us, but they suck balls.

by sally November 11, 2003