sally's definitions

Shit head

used when talking about an ex boyfriend or when talking about someone who dose somthing stupid to hurt you.

did you talk to shit head today

by sally May 13, 2005

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

targer

A long piece of "dung" with white things in it, seems to be the result of chilli cheese dogs from Sonic; usually 7-10 inches in size.

WOW, that is one long targer she just laid.

by Sally April 6, 2004

zAXlAx

the coolest kid on the block and the fattest kid on the block everybody wants to be like zaxlax becuase he is super-chill. Zaxlax is the equivolent of Superman or of God when it comes to be chubby-chill. If you are friends with Zaxlax you may be some of the luckiest people on earth. Girls flock to zaxlax to have their babies

Damn, that Zaxlax is super-chill, I want to be like him

by sally February 9, 2004

slut

a woman with the morals of a man

by sally May 11, 2003

gongoozle

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.

I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon

by Sally September 19, 2004